| Date | Message | Server | Map |
| 2025-02-16 22:33:35 | I poop standing up. | =(eGO)= | DUST2 | NO AWPS/AUTOS | EdgeGamers.com | de_dust2 |
| 2025-02-16 22:33:21 | if there's no water I just lick it. | =(eGO)= | DUST2 | NO AWPS/AUTOS | EdgeGamers.com | de_dust2 |
| 2025-02-16 22:32:57 | i wipe my butt with my left hand and just rinse it off afterward. | =(eGO)= | DUST2 | NO AWPS/AUTOS | EdgeGamers.com | de_dust2 |